My full name is Auntie gravity.
because . . .
I oppose the damfool notion that the spinning ball world creates a force that compels water and air to stick like glue to the surface rotating 1000 mph and spiralling 66,600 mph.

It represents real science, albeit burdened with fanciful vocabulary -- sprites, elves?
The green halo is of course the dome/firmament.
The flat and motionless earth itself is the "ground" portion of the battery, providing metals and saltwater which receive an electric current through the North Pole.
The Body Scientic (BS) is well aware of this structure and performed numerous experiments back in the 1960s to measure the height and dimensions of the dome.
But, since Homo ignoranus is under the spell of satanic freemasons, the feeble-minded earthlings continue to believe-trust-obey their BS Control System. Ergo, also, we are ruled by warmongers, drug cartels, mass murderers.